With the 2007-08 College Football Bowl Season a little more than a week away, it is time once again to pound your head against the wall while you watch 2-3 weeks of meaningless football before getting to the only game that matters, a wait that is only worsened by the fact that you spent nearly two weeks watching no football at all (since there wasn’t any on). We all know the system currently in place is fucked, and numerous people have presented alternatives (the best being the Crystal Bowl, which this is loosely based on and is unfortunately no longer online). The problem with these alternatives is that they don’t do enough for me. Sure, a playoff would be sweet, but there would still be problems. Therefore, I present the follow completely-unrealistic-yet-totally-sane solution to the BCS Problem. Yes, there is a playoff, but before that can happen, this must happen...
A COMPLETE CONFERENCE OVERHAUL
The key to any system reboot of college football must begin with making sure every conference has a championship game. In order for this to become a reality, however, the composition of many of the conferences must be shaken up. While this may upset some hardcore purists, let me just say that by creating conferences that can all support a championship game the integrity and importance of the conference regular seasons will be maintained and perhaps even strengthened. To begin with, the SEC and Big 12 must remain the same, serving as shining examples of how things are supposed to be done. The rest of the conferences will shake out like this (with new members in italics):
ACC
Atlantic
Clemson
Coastal
Virginia Tech
Georgia Tech
Duke
The ACC was actually alright the way it was, but
BIG EAST
East
Navy
West
See, doesn’t that feel better? While
BIG TEN
North
Purdue
Notre Dame
South
Northwestern
This is the conference that gave me the most trouble. Although I only added one team, it is the biggie that everyone knows should be in the Big Ten, but never will be. Beyond the sweet deal Notre Dame has with NBC, they also have rivalries with teams all over the country, and joining the Big Ten would put an end to most of them (at least on their current yearly basis). The bigger concern, however, is whether or not to put
CONFERENCE
East
UCF
Southern Miss
Tulane
UAB
West
TCU
Rice
UTEP
SMU
Only a minor shakeup will be required here, with TCU returning to the C-USA to take the place of the departed Marshall and Tulane moving to the East Division for geography and balance’s sake.
MAC
East
Army
West
Middle
Army comes in to replace
PAC 10
North
Stanford
South
USC
UCLA
I really like how this conference shakes out. Boise State can definitely hang with the Oregons and Washingtons, while Fresno State can always get hot again like they were a few years ago. Both schools seem to fit in both style and geography.
SUN BELT
East
West
Louisiana-Monroe
Louisiana-Lafayette
Being at the bottom of the conference barrel, the Sun Belt is the only conference with fewer than 12 teams and unbalanced divisions. Perhaps some other D-II or whatever the hell it’s called now teams will step into the conference as
MOUNTAIN WEST ATHLETIC CONFERENCE (MWAC)
Coastal
UNLV
Mountain
BYU
Air Force
The former Mountain West and WAC re-combine forces to form the largest conference in the country. While the re-shuffling deprives the conference of mid-major powers TCU,
CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS GET AUTOMATIC PLAYOFF BIDS…
…while there will also be six at-large bids determined by BCS rank. See what I meant about the conference schedule still mattering? Getting into the conference championship is akin to getting into the first round of the playoffs, since most teams will have to win their conference to assure a spot among the sixteen team national playoff field. Let’s just go through what this year’s conference title games would look like and see how much each match-up would mean to each team (the number indicates BCS rank, while CAPS signals my projected [or the actual] winner).
ACC: 15 Clemson vs. 3
Virginia Tech would probably still have a shot at an at-large berth following a loss, while Clemson would absolutely have to win.
BIG 12: 6
We’ve already seen how this plays out, with both teams still securing playoff berths.
BIG EAST: 14
Both teams would be playing for their playoff lives due to the relative weakness of the Big East.
BIG TEN:
CONFERENCE
MAC:
SUN BELT:
Obviously all three of these games would be do-or-die.
PAC 10:
This game would be a must win for both teams since USC would have three losses after a defeat here.
SEC: 16
This could possibly be a must win for either team, as well, as LSU would suffer their third “L” with a loss.
MWAC: 10
Here’s yet another win-or-go-to-the-Hawaii-Bowl game, with
After the 10 conference champions have been crowned, the BCS Rankings will then be used to determine…
SIX AT-LARGE TEAMS…
…who will be:
5
6
8
11
12
And, for all the people who say debate is good for the game, I present your sixth and final at-large team…
13
Following a national bye week (which would have been last weekend), these teams will then play a
FIRST ROUND
held at the higher seeds’ home stadium (with the exception that an at-large team cannot host a conference champion, as seen in this season’s Kansas-West Virginia match-up). The bracket will play out as follows (with the numbers being the seed and the CAPS signaling the projected winner):
16
8
13
12
Both
11
14 Central
10
15 Central
People expecting a shoot out between USC and
The next week will kick off…
BOWL SEASON…
which will start off by building up to the playoff games with lesser bowls. Now a loud argument against a playoff system has been that it will render the bowl system meaningless. In order to test this theory, I will now present each bowl match-up with and without a playoff and you tell me how much more meaningless the bowls become (and, just for kicks, I’ve put my picks to win in CAPS and an * next to the actual bowl game and a + next to the game that I feel would be more exciting).
NON-PLAYOFF BOWLS
Poinsettia Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
Papa Johns.com Bowl: Southern Miss vs.
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff (and BYU will win)
This game’s about a wash in excitement level between the actual and imaginary match ups.
PURDUE vs.
Holiday Bowl:
Champs Sports Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
TCU vs.
This match-up would change because TCU and Houston would now both be in the C-USA.
Emerald Bowl:
Meineke Car Care Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
Alamo Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
Armed Forces Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
Humanitarian Bowl:
Sun Bowl: SOUTH FLORIDA vs.
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
Insight Bowl:
Chick-fil-A Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
Outback Bowl:
Gator Bowl:
This match-up remains the same even with a playoff
International Bowl: RUTGERS vs.
GMAC Bowl:
The meaningless bowl games remain just as meaningless, with 12 of the games going unchanged and five of the changed games producing more exciting match-ups. Also, three more slots would open for bowl-eligible teams that have gotten passed on this season (
PLAYOFF BOWLS
with the idea being that the 5 BCS Bowls (plus the national championship game) and two relatively major bowls will be used to host the remaining playoff games. For this exercise, I chose to add in the Capital One Bowl and the Cotton Bowl. Both usually host marquee match-ups, and are located in markets that could handle a major bowl (Orlando and Dallas). Where each match-up is held is up to the bowls on a rotating system. For the quarter finals, the BCS Bowl (or host city, since the actual bowl doesn’t decide the championship anymore) furthest from the last time it hosted the national title game would have first choice for its game. Therefore,
Rose Bowl: 7 SOUTHERN
USC is the natural choice for the Rose Bowl and the Trojans should handle LSU in what amounts to a home game.
The next choice would go to
Fiesta Bowl: 1
Being the first year they have been involved in the national title picture,
Cotton Bowl: 4
Capital One Bowl: 11
LSU already showed what the speed of the SEC can do to the Hokies, and—like
The remaining BCS Bowls would make up the semi-finals, with the city not hosting the national title game getting first choice. Therefore,
Orange Bowl: 11
USC has the speed on defense to slow down the Gators, while also possessing enough firepower on offense to overpower the
Sugar Bowl: 1
The Sooners would be heavily favored in this game, which means that they would most likely lose, as Bob Stoops has failed on three previous occasions (’04 Sugar Bowl, ’05 Orange Bowl, and ’07 Fiesta Bowl) to win when favored. Jim Tressel, meanwhile, has proven he can be quite effective as the underdog (’03 Fiesta Bowl), which he would be again in the
National Championship Game: 1
USC is fast, but not Florida-fast, and the Trojans run a conventional offense, which the Buckeyes have proven they can stop. Beanie Wells would grind out a tough game on the ground to give