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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

3 round NFL Mock Draft

ROUND 1

1. Detroit Lions-Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia

I hate Matthew Stafford, think he will fail, and think Jim Schwartz will fail if he makes this pick. Of course, I thought the same things about Matt Ryan.

2. St. Louis Rams-Jason Smith, OT, Baylor

Somebody has to replace Orlando Pace.

3. Kansas City Chiefs-Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest

Matt Cassell gives the offense hope; Aaron Curry will do the same for the D.

4. Seattle Seahawks-Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia

Walter Jones isn't getting any younger (or is he? no, he isn't) and they Housh's arrival makes Crabtree unnecessary.

5. Cleveland Browns-Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech

This pick is based upon the assumption that Braylon Edwards is traded.

6. Cincinnati Bengals-Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB, Texas

Some pass-rushing to replace that dude from Georgia who got paralyzed...David Pollack! I knew I knew who he was.

7. Oakland Raiders-Jeremy Macklin, WR, Missouri

He's fast, he's a wideout, he is going to play for Al Davis.

8. Denver Broncos (from Jacksonville)-BJ Raji, DT, Boston College

(Denver trades the 12, 79, and 235 picks to Jacksonville for the number 8 pick)

Denver starts rebuilding their defense from the inside (and front) out.

9. Green Bay Packers-Everette Brown, DE/OLB, Florida State

The Packers need someone to rush the passer in their new 3-4, and I guess this guy's good at that.

10. San Francisco 49ers-Mark Sanchez, QB, USC

Alex Smith is a bust and Shaun Hill puts up stats without wins; Sanchez finally replaces the yawning hole left by Jeff Garcia's withdrawal.

11. Buffalo Bills-Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State

Pass rush is also a need here, but with the acquisition of TO, the Bills' offense needs to produce now.

12. Washington Redskins (from Denver via Jacksonville)-Andre Smith, OT, Alabama

(Washington trades the 13, 150, and 186 picks to Jacksonville for the number 12 pick)

Washington gets the maligned but talented Smith to infuse some youth onto an aging, deteriorating unit.

13. Jacksonville Jaguars (from Washington)-Robert Ayers, DE, Tennessee

Jacksonville takes advantage of Denver's desire to move ahead of Green Bay for Raji and Washington's desire to make sure the Jags didn't take Smith to pick up some extra picks. Unfortunately, no one else will want to move into this spot, so the solid yet unspectacular (and one-year wonder) Ayers is the pick, as this is too high for any of the remaining receivers.

14. New Orleans Saints-Chris Wells, RB, Ohio State

Wells replaces Deuce McAllister as the big back to spell Reggie Bush. A part-time role is probably best for Wells, who was one of the more notorious boom-or-limp -to-the-sideline players in the nation.

15. Houston Texans-Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois

In a bit of a shocker, the Texans fill their need for a corner with Davis, not Malcolm Jenkins. I think Jenkins will probably be the better player, but the Texans seem like the kind of team that would be scared off by Jenkins's slow 40 time.

16. San Diego Chargers-Aaron Maybin, DE/OLB, Penn State

Maybin will serve as the pass-rushing complement to Shawn Merriman that the Chargers proved last year they desperately need.

17. New York Jets-Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland

Bay replaces Laveranues Coles and will help take pressure off Jericho Cotchery and whoever is throwing him the ball.

18. Denver Broncos (from Chicago)-Rey Maulauga, ILB, USC

Denver continues to solidify their front 7, adding Maulauga to Raji to form a stout core.

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State

Even with the signing of Byron Leftwitch, the Bucs need a QB of the future. Freeman is that man.

20. Detroit Lions (from Dallas)-Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss

Jerry gives Jim Schwartz a beast to develop up front, ala Albert Haynseworth in Tennessee.

21. Philadelphia Eagles-Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia

Although he isn't the big back needed to complement Brian Westbrook, Moreno has the skill set to eventually replace Westbrook as the focal point of the offense and to at least let him get a little bit more rest.

22. Cleveland Browns (from Minnesota)-Clay Matthews, OLB, USC

(Cleveland trades Brady Quinn to Minnesota for the 22 pick)

Although it would be hard to pass on the hometown boy Malcolm Jenkins, the Browns opt to solidify their terrible linebacking corps with the son of the last great Browns linebacker.

23. New England Patriots-Brian Cushing, OLB, USC

Like always, the Patriots get their man. Cushing's versatility (as well as his durability issues) fit in splendidly in Bill Belichick's complicated defense.

24. Atlanta Falcons-Malcolm Jenkins, CB/S, Ohio State

Although they have bigger needs along the defensive line, the Falcons can't pass on the slipping Jenkins, whose versatility and intelligence will more than make up for his lack of top-end speed. Steal of the draft.

25. Miami Dolphins-Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU

Jackson was built to play defense end in a Bill Parcells 3-4.

26. Baltimore Ravens-Percy Harvin, WR, Florida

Harvin is the type of athlete the Ravens love; hopefully he will pan out better than their other 1st round receivers (Mark Clayton, Travis Taylor).

27. Indianapolis Colts-Evander Hood, DT, Missouri

A bit of a reach by the Colts, but at this point in this draft, picks are going to be dictated by need, and the Colts need some fresh blood on the interior of their D-line.

28. Philadelphia Eagles (from Carolina)-Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss

Oher will help solidify a line that struggled with short-yardage situations last season.

29. Cleveland Browns (from NY Giants)-Alex Mack, C, Cal

(Cleveland trades Braylon Edwards to New York Giants for picks 29 and 129)

Not a sexy pick, but Mack replaces the barely mediocre Hank Fraley and sticks it to the Steelers, who reportedly were targeting Mack.

30. Tennessee Titans-Darius Butler, CB, Connecticut

Butler is the kind of ball-hawking corner the Titans love.

31. Arizona Cardinals-Connor Barwin, DE/OLB, Cincinnati

A relative unknown (to me at least), Barwin is a converted tight end with the speed to play linebacker and the size to play end. That kind of versatility should fit in well with the Cardinals 4-3/3-4 hybrid, aggressive D.

32. Pittsburgh Steelers-Eben Britton, OT, Arizona

Britton can play both sides of the line and will provide depth for the most maligned Super Bowl champion offensive line ever.

ROUND 2

33. Detroit Lions-James Laurinaitis, LB, Ohio State

A smart player with leadership qualities, he will help lead the turnaround on the Detroit defense. As an Ohio State fan who has watched him his entire career, however, I can only hope that Lions fans enjoy seeing him getting completely devoured by downfield blocks.

34. New England Patriots (from Kansas City)-Louis Delmas, S, Western Michigan

It is disgusting how things always work out for the Patriots. If they end up with Cushing and Delmas on draft day, I'm going to puke.

35. St. Louis Rams-Larry English, DE/OLB, Northern Illinois

A pass-rushing fiend in the mold of Mathias Kiwanuka for new coach Scott Spagnuolo to play with.

36. Cleveland Browns-Sean Smith, CB/S, Utah

A giant (6-4) to help out the diminutive duo of Brandon McDonald and Eric Wright, Smith has the speed to play outside, the size to play safety, and can even be used on blitzes.

37. Seattle Seahawks-Alphonso Smith, CB, Wake Forest

Although small (5'9"), Smith has the ball skills and speed to be an effective corner, and will fit in nicely in the nickel with Marcus Trufant and Kelly Jennings.

38. Cincinnati Bengals-Max Unger, C, Oregon

Another boring pick by an Ohio team that fills a big hole.

39. Carolina Panthers (from Jacksonville)-D.J. Moore, CB, Vanderbilt

(Jacksonville trades picks 39, 72, and a 2010 1st round pick to Carolina for Julius Peppers)

The Panthers use Peppers's discontent to trade back into the upper part of the draft and snatch Ken Lucas's replacement.

40. Oakland Raiders-William Beatty, OT, Connecticut

Having already goten a receiver to help Jamarcus Russell, Al Davis now works on giving Russell enough time to bomb it deep to Macklin.

41. Green Bay Packers-Ron Brace, DT, Boston College

Brace should anchor the nose for the new 3-4 Packers defense, or at least be a significant part of a rotation with Ryan Pickett and Justin Harrell.

42. Buffalo Bills-Clint Sintim, OLB, Virginia

A pass-rusher to take the pressure off of Aaron Schobel.

43. San Francisco 49ers-Patrick Chung, S, Oregon

A bruising hitter, Chung should become a favorite of coach Mike Singletary.

44. Miami Dolphins (from Washington)-Hakeem Nicks, WR, North Carolina

A solid receiver with size who should open up the deep game for Ted Ginn.

45. New York Giants (from New Orleans)-Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut

Despite franchising Brandon Jacobs, the Giants take Brown to replace the departed Derrick Ward and provide a little flash to Jacobs's bruising thunder.

46. Houston Texans-Fili Moala, DT, USC

A large, active man who should draw double teams and free up Mario Williams and Amobi Okoye.

47. New England Patriots (from San Diego)-Brian Robiske, WR, Ohio State

The Patriots usually avoid drafting receivers, but Robiske fits so nicely into the role vacated by Jabar Gaffney that I just want to see it happen. Besides, with this many picks so high in the draft, maybe Bellichick will splurge a little on welcoming back Tom Brady (although we all know he is going to trade down from every single one of these picks, accumulating 5 more picks in the 1st 3 rounds of next year's draft, leaving us all wondering how the Patriots keep getting so many draft picks.)

48. Denver Broncos-Jairus Byrd, CB, Oregon

Byrd possesses good cover skills and can help Champ Bailey transition from dominant to merely very good. Byrd is also an excellent return man.

49. Chicago Bears-Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers

After investing so much in Jay Cutler, the Bears had better get someone for him to throw to. While he isn't Plaxico Burress, it is important to remember that Britt isn't Plaxico Burress yet.

50. Cleveland Browns (from Tampa Bay)-LeSean McCoy, RB, Pittsburgh

With the acquisition of so many extra picks, the Browns have the luxury of grabbing Jamal Lewis's eventual replacement (possibly as soon as this year).

51. Dallas Cowboys-Duke Robinson, G, Oklahoma

It isn't the typical Cowboys razzle-dazzle pick, but Robinson fills a big need on an aging line.

52. NY Jets-Jamon Meredith, OT/G, South Carolina

A versatile player who has lined up at both tackle spots as well as guard during his career, Meredith will provide excellent depth along the offensive line.

53. Philadelphia Eagles-Juaquin Iglesias, WR, Oklahoma

Iglesias is tailor-made for the West Coast offense, which the Eagles just happen to run.

54. Minnesota Vikings-Mike Thomas, WR, Arizona

A versatile mighty-mite (5'8"), Thomas can score the ball running, receiving, or returning. He will provide some explosion from the slot and on runbacks.

55. Kansas City Chiefs-James Casey, TE, Rice

(Atlanta trades pick 55 to Kansas City for Tony Gonzalez)

The Chiefs trade Gonzalez for his replacement, another freak athlete who comes with the added bonus of extreme versatility (having played defensive end, safety, quarterback, wide receiver, tight end, and whatever else Rice needed from him).

56. Miami Dolphins-Jarron Gilbert, DE/OLB, San Jose State

A small school athletic freak, Gilbert has the potential to be as disruptive as another Bill Parcells small school draftee, DeMarcus Ware.

57. Baltimore Ravens-Mike Mickens, CB, Cincinnati

With the departures of Samari Rolle and Chris McAllister, the Ravens could use some help in the secondary. Mickens is the type of ballhawk the Ravens love, and has potential to be a shutdown corner.

58. New England Patriots-Andre Brown, RB, NC State

A dynamic pass-catching back to eventually replace Kevin Faulk.

59. Carolina Panthers-Lawrence Sidbury, Jr., DE/OLB, Richmond

Sidbury lacks the size to be an every-down player; however, he possesses enough pass-rushing ability to help ease the loss of Julius Peppers.

60. New York Giants-Jared Cook, TE, South Carolina

Kevin Boss was a bit of a disappointment last season. Cook has the athletic gifts and receiving skills to be an absolute monster over the middle for the Giants offense.

61. Indianapolis Colts-Marcus Freeman, OLB, Ohio State

The Colts seem to like Ohio State players (Mike Doss, Anthony Gonzalez, Quinn Pittcock), and Freeman should fit in nicely in their Tampa-2 defense.

62. Tennessee Titans-Derrick Williams, WR, Penn State

Williams may not develop into a number one wideout, but he possess the size and athleticism to be a big time playmaker someway, be it on kick returns or end-arounds.

63. Arizona Cardinals-Shonn Greene, RB, Iowa

Greene should come in and replace Edgerrin James as the primary back. He is not the pass-catcher James is, but he is much more of a power runner, which should add a different dimension to the explosive Arizona attack.

64. Pittsburgh Steelers, Eric Wood, C, Louisville

Having missed out on Alex Mack, the Steelers fill their center slot with Wood, who is only really a slight step down from Mack. Along with Eben Britton, Wood should help solidify the porous Steelers line.

ROUND 3

65. Detroit Lions-Phil Loadholt, OT, Oklahoma

The Lions pick up this massive beast (6-8, 332) to initially man right tackle but he could be groomed into Jeff Backus's replacement on the left side.

66. St. Louis Rams-Darry Beckwith, ILB, LSU
Beckwith has the versatility to play inside and out, he is probably better suited to be a run-stuffing inside linebacker, allowing the more explosive Will Witherspoon and Chris Draft to move outside.

67. Kansas City Chiefs-William Moore, S, Missouri

A hard-hitting ballhawk, Moore should be the back-end enforcer the rebuilt Chiefs defense needs.

68. Seattle Seahawks-Rhett Bomar, QB, Sam Houston State

The Seahawks snatch up the disgraced former Sooner to be Matt Hasselback's heir apparent.

69. Dallas Cowboys (from Cleveland)-Darcel McBath, S, Texas Tech

McBath should be able to step into the void left by Roy Williams's release.

70. Cincinnati Bengals-Rashad Jennings, RB, Liberty

Cedric Benson is not the answer at RB, so Jennings should be able to contribute from day one.

71. Oakland Raiders-Sen'Derrick Marks, DT, Auburn

Marks is a stout run stuffer to plug into the middle of a porous Oakland defensive line.

72. Carolina Panthers (from Jacksonville)-Herman Johnson, G, LSU

Johnson's mauling style should fit right in with the run-oriented Panthers.

73. Green Bay Packers-Kevin Barnes, CB, Maryland

Barnes is fast with good size and should help the aging Charles Woodson and Al Harris.

74. San Francisco 49ers-Paul Kruger, DE/OLB, Utah

Kruger should add some pass rush to Mike Singletary's D.

75. Buffalo Bills-Kraig Urbik, G, Wisconsin

Can play guard or tackle; will provide depth and flexibility should Jason Peters depart. A four-year starter at Wisconsin, Urbik will also provide some leadership.

76. New York Jets (from New Orleans)-Pat White, QB/WR/RB, West Virginia

A versatile athlete, White should prove to be a dangerous playmaker wherever he lines up.

77. Houston Texans-Mohammed Massaquoi, WR, Georgia

The Texans may have finally found the complement to Andre Johnson, as Massaquoi has the size, skill, and smarts to be a tremendous NFL player.

78. San Diego Chargers-Cornelius Ingram, TE, Florida

Ingram provides insurance in case Antonio Gates's injury problems continue. Much like Gates, Ingram is an athletic pass catcher who is a legitimate weapon.

79. Jacksonville Jaguars (from Denver)-Louis Murphy, WR, Florida

A tall burner, Murphy will give the Jags the deep threat they've lacked since the days of Jimmy Smith and Keenan McCardell.

80. Washington Redskins-Tyrone McKenzie, LB, South Florida

McKenzie can play inside and out, and may be able to replace the departed Marcus Washington.

81. Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Martin Sharrod, CB, Troy

Ronde Barber is getting old and Sharrod should be able to step into the nickel and contribute.

82. Detroit Lions (from Dallas)-Shawn Nelson, TE, Southern Miss

Nelson gives Matt Stafford a safety valve over the middle.

83. Green Bay Packers (from NY Jets)-Gerald Cadogen, OT, Penn State

The Packers need help at right tackle, and Cadogen may be their man.

84. Denver Broncos (from Chargers)-Jasper Brinkley, LB, South Carolina

A big linebacker who can lineup next to Mauluaga and bolster the Denver interior.

85. Philadelphia Eagles-Richard Quinn, TE, North Carolina

Quinn is the blocking tight end this team has lacked, and should help convert those 3-and-1s the Eagles struggled with last year.

86. Minnesota Vikings-Troy Kopog, OT, Tulane

Another team taking an offensive lineman. How exciting!

87. Miami Dolphins-Keenan Lewis, CB, Oregon State

A tall corner who excels in man-to-man coverage.

88. Baltimore Ravens-Chip Vaughn, S, Wake Forest

A ferocious hitter, Vaughn should fit right in with the physical Ravens D.

89. New England Patriots-Chase Coffman, TE, Missouri

Yet another weapon for Tom Brady to find in the passing game.

90. Atlanta Falcons-Rashad Johnson, S, Alabama

The Falcons again just go with a tremendous value pick, getting Johnson to be the future field general for their defense.

91. New York Giants-Andy Levitre, G, Oregon State

Played both tackle spots in college, but projects to guard in the pros. Gives the Giants depth and flexibility on the O-line.

92. Indianapolis Colts-Javon Ringer, RB, Michigan State

Ringer should be able to fill in for the 3-4 games Joseph Addai will miss.

93. Carolina Panthers-Kevin Ogletree, WR, Virginia

Yet another receiver to try and lineup opposite Steve Smith.

94. Pittsburgh Steelers (from Tennessee)-Alex Magee, DT/DE, Purdue

(Pittsburgh trades picks 96 and 205 to Tennessee for picks 94 and 242)

Magee should develop into a stout DE in the Steelers 3-4.

95. Arizona Cardinals-Ricky Jean-Francois, DT, LSU

A talented but troubled player, Arizona may get a steal.

96. Tennessee Titans (from Pittsburgh)-Scott Dorrell, DT, Clemson

Dorrell is a talented player who underperformed in his senior year.

97. New England Patriots (compensatory pick)-Asher Allen, CB, Georgia

The Patriots lose half of their secondary to injury every year, so Allen adds needed depth.

98. Cincinnati Bengals (compensatory pick)-David Bruton, S, Notre Dame

A good leader who will at least be a special teams dynamo.

99. Chicago Bears (compensatory pick)-David Veikune, DE, Hawaii

Adds depth to a defensive line that really underwhelmed last year.

100. New York Giants (compensatory pick)-Christopher Owens, CB, San Jose State

A mentally-tough corner who could become a fan favorite.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

NBA Trade Ideas

With the 2009 NBA trade deadline fast approaching, I figured I'd share a few crazy trade ideas I have had. Some of the ideas are based on actual rumors, some are based on proposals made by Bill Simmons on his podcast, and some are just things I would like to see. Enjoy.


TRADE 1

Milwaukee Gets:

Raymond Felton

Gerald Wallace

Milwaukee's New Lineup

PG Ramon Sessions

SG Raymond Felton

SF Gerald Wallace

PF Charlie Villaneuva

C Andrew Bogut

Charlotte Gets:

Richard Jefferson

Brad Miller

Charlotte's New Lineup

PG DJ Augustin

SG Richard Jefferson

SF Boris Diaw

PF Emeka Okafor

C Brad Miller

Sacramento Gets:

Sean May

Charlie Bell

Mike Conley

Milwaukee's 2nd Round Pick

Sacramento's New Lineup

PG Mike Conley

SG Kevin Martin

SF John Salmons

PF Jason Thompson

C Spencer Hawes

Memphis Gets:

Nazr Mohammed

Joe Alexander

Charlotte's 1st Round Pick

Memphis's New Lineup

PG Kyle Lowry

SG OJ Mayo

SF Rudy Gay

PF Hakim Warrick

C Marc Gasol


WHICH LEADS TO...


TRADE 2

Cleveland Gets:

Kevin Martin

Kenny Thomas

Mikki Moore

Cleveland's New Lineup

PG Mo Williams

SG Kevin Martin

SF LeBron James

PF Ben Wallace

C Zydrunas Ilguaskas

Sacramento Gets:

Wally Szcerbiak

JJ Hickson

Sasha Pavlovic

Lorenzen Wright

Sacramento's New Lineup

PG Mike Conley

SG Sasha Pavlovic

SF John Salmons

PF Jason Thompson

C Spencer Hawes


OR

TRADE 3

Portland Gets:

Mike Conley

Darko Milicic

Caron Butler

Portland's New Lineup

PG Sergio Rodriguez

SG Brandon Roy

SF Caron Butler

PF Lamarcus Aldridge

C Greg Oden

Memphis Gets:

Raef LaFrentz

Jared Bayless

Sean May

Memphis's New Lineup

PG Jared Bayless

SG OJ Mayo

SF Rudy Gay

PF Darrell Arthur

C Marc Gasol

Washington Gets:

Travis Outlaw

Channing Frye

Raymond Felton

Washington's New Lineup

PG Raymond Felton

SG DeShawn Stevenson

SF Travis Outlaw

PF Antwan Jamison

C Brenden Haywood

Charlotte Gets:

Hakim Warrick

Darius Songaila

Portland's 1st Round Pick

Charlotte's New Lineup

PG DJ Augustin

SG Raja Bell

SF Gerald Wallace

PF Emeka Okafor

C Desagana Diop


WHICH LEADS TO...


TRADE 4

Washington Gets:

Wally Szcerbiak

JJ Hickson

Washington's New Lineup

PG Mike James

SG Raymond Felton

SF Travis Outlaw

PF JJ Hickson

C Javele McGee

Cleveland Gets:

Antawn Jamison

Etan Thomas

Cleveland's New Lineup

PG Maurice Williams

SG Delonte West

SF LeBron James

PF Antawn Jamison

C Zydrunas Ilgauskas


TRADE 5

New Jersey Gets:

Ron Artest

Carl Landry

Luther Head

Brent Barry

New Jersey's New Lineup

PG Devin Harris

SG Ron Artest

SF Trenton Hassell

PF Carl Landry

C Brook Lopez

Houston Gets:

Vince Carter

Josh Boone

Houston's New Lineup

PG Rafer Alston

SG Vince Carter

SF Shane Battier

PF Luis Scola

C Yao Ming


WHICH LEADS TO...

TRADE 6

Chicago Gets:

Chris Kaman

Shane Battier

Philadelphia's 1st Round Pick

Chicago's New Lineup

PG Derrick Rose

SG Ben Gordon

SF Luol Deng

PF Joakim Noah

C Chris Kaman

LA Clippers Get:

Kirk Hinrich

Rafer Alston

LA's New Lineup

PG Kirk Hinrich

SG Eric Gordon

SF Al Thorton

PF Zach Randolph

C Marcus Camby

Philadephia Gets:

Baron Davis

Philadephia's New Lineup

PG Baron Davis

SG Willie Green

SF Andre Iguodala

PF Thaddeus Young

C Samuel Dalembert

Houston Gets:

Andre Miller

Tyrus Thomas

Houston's New Lineup

PG Andre Miller

SG Vince Carter

SF Tyrus Thomas

PF Luis Scola

C Yao Ming

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Solving the AL-NL problem

In the April 7 issue of ESPN The Magazine, writer George Milkov explores the inequality between the American League and National League in Major League Baseball. On page 70, Milkov has a list of suggestions for how to correct this inequality, including realignment. Milkov then proposes a Northeast Division comprising of the Yankees, Mets, Boston, Philadelphia, and Toronto. This led me to wonder what the rest of the league would look like. The following is my proposal (which assumes that the DH would now be employed by both leagues).

For starters, the Northeast Division would headline the AL. In order to provide the balance that is really the ultimate goal of realignment, the NL would need to answer with a powerhouse division of its own. Thus, the Great Lakes Division would headline the NL, which would include Cleveland, the Cubs, the White Sox, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Minnesota. Since the Great Lakes would have six teams, the AL would need a six team division to counter, thus the Midwest Division, comprised of Cincinnati, Texas, St. Louis, Houston, Kansas City, and Pittsburgh. Rounding out the AL would be the Northwest Division, comprised of Seattle, the Dodgers, Oakland, and San Francisco, while the NL will be completed with the Southwest Division, comprised of Anaheim, Arizona, Colorado, and San Diego, and the Southeast Division, made up of Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Washington, Florida, and Baltimore. The new leagues would look like this (with my notes and thoughts following each division):

AL

Northeast

NY Yankees

Boston Red Sox

Philadelphia Phillies

NY Mets

Toronto Blue Jays

This would be the most competitive division, as well as the most expensive. The Yankees and Red Sox would be able to continue their war, while the rest of the division would battle to see who could be the biggest thorn in the big two’s sides, with the Yankees-Mets potentially edging Yankees-Red Sox as baseball’s biggest rivalry somewhere down the line.

Midwest

Cincinnati Reds

Texas Rangers

St. Louis Cardinals

Houston Astros

Kansas City Royals

Pittsburgh Pirates

Geography is the key here, as the natural rivalries between St. Louis and Kansas City and Houston and Texas will be allowed to blossom. Unfortunately, I just couldn’t see putting Cincinnati with Cleveland or Pittsburgh with Philadelphia.

Northwest

Los Angeles Angels

Los Angeles Dodgers

Seattle Mariners

San Francisco Giants

I would have liked to get Oakland in here, but in an economic sense, they would be more competitive in the Southwest. Also, replacing the A’s with the Angels allows the rivalry with the Dodgers to develop, as well as keeping them with the Mariners. San Francisco would continue their rivalry with the Dodgers, while also gaining the opportunity to bring back Barry Bonds as the designated hitter.

NL

Great Lakes

Cleveland Indians

Detroit Tigers

Chicago Cubs

Chicago White Sox

Milwaukee Brewers

Minnesota Twins

This would be a deep, deep division that would provide for a pretty entertaining race. The White Sox-Cubs rivalry is pretty obvious, while the Twins and Brewers may develop one. The Indians and Tigers could continue to battle for divisional supremacy, while also maintaining bad feelings with the Twins and White Sox. While lacking the glitz and glamour of the Northeast, this may be my favorite division.

Southeast

Atlanta Braves

Tampa Bay Rays

Washington Nationals

Florida Marlins

Baltimore Orioles

This division would provide natural rivals in Tampa Bay-Florida and Washington-Baltimore while leaving the Braves alone to go on another division title streak. Tampa Bay could finally develop into a competitive club without the financial giants of the AL East to compete with.

Southwest

Arizona Diamondbacks

Colorado Rockies

San Diego Padres

Oakland Athletics

MLB actually has gotten this one right. I put Oakland here because they match up better financially with these clubs than with those of the Northwest. This would probably continue to be a wide open division.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

NCAA Explosion!!!!!

With the 2007-08 College Football Bowl Season a little more than a week away, it is time once again to pound your head against the wall while you watch 2-3 weeks of meaningless football before getting to the only game that matters, a wait that is only worsened by the fact that you spent nearly two weeks watching no football at all (since there wasn’t any on). We all know the system currently in place is fucked, and numerous people have presented alternatives (the best being the Crystal Bowl, which this is loosely based on and is unfortunately no longer online). The problem with these alternatives is that they don’t do enough for me. Sure, a playoff would be sweet, but there would still be problems. Therefore, I present the follow completely-unrealistic-yet-totally-sane solution to the BCS Problem. Yes, there is a playoff, but before that can happen, this must happen...

A COMPLETE CONFERENCE OVERHAUL


The key to any system reboot of college football must begin with making sure every conference has a championship game. In order for this to become a reality, however, the composition of many of the conferences must be shaken up. While this may upset some hardcore purists, let me just say that by creating conferences that can all support a championship game the integrity and importance of the conference regular seasons will be maintained and perhaps even strengthened. To begin with, the SEC and Big 12 must remain the same, serving as shining examples of how things are supposed to be done. The rest of the conferences will shake out like this (with new members in italics):

ACC

Atlantic

Clemson

South Florida

Wake Forest

Florida State

Maryland

North Carolina State

Coastal

Virginia Tech

Virginia

Georgia Tech

North Carolina

Miami (FL)

Duke

The ACC was actually alright the way it was, but Boston College just doesn’t make geographic sense, while South Florida definitely does. Boston College then will go to the…

BIG EAST

East

Boston College

Connecticut

Rutgers

Syracuse

Navy

Temple

West

West Virginia

Louisville

Cincinnati

Pittsburgh

Marshall

Buffalo

See, doesn’t that feel better? While Boston College strengthens the league, Navy, Temple, Marshall, and Buffalo weaken it (although it has always been a pretty top-heavy league anyway). But the league roster must number 12, and since geography obviously is important to me, these must be the teams. It does add some intriguing turf wars, though, with Marshall-West Virginia, Temple-Rutgers, and Syracuse-Buffalo.

BIG TEN

North

Michigan

Wisconsin

Michigan State

Purdue

Notre Dame

Minnesota

South

Ohio State

Illinois

Penn State

Iowa

Indiana

Northwestern

This is the conference that gave me the most trouble. Although I only added one team, it is the biggie that everyone knows should be in the Big Ten, but never will be. Beyond the sweet deal Notre Dame has with NBC, they also have rivalries with teams all over the country, and joining the Big Ten would put an end to most of them (at least on their current yearly basis). The bigger concern, however, is whether or not to put Michigan and Ohio State in the same division. On the one hand, it would be awesome to have them facing off in the conference championship game every year. It would not be so awesome, however, if they played that game one week after they just met in their annual regular season finale match-up. By putting them in the same division, that game could still happen without the risk of a repeat the next week. I’ll leave them in separate divisions for now, but am totally on the fence.

CONFERENCE USA

East

UCF

East Carolina

Memphis

Southern Miss

Tulane

UAB

West

Tulsa

Houston

TCU

Rice

UTEP

SMU

Only a minor shakeup will be required here, with TCU returning to the C-USA to take the place of the departed Marshall and Tulane moving to the East Division for geography and balance’s sake.

MAC

East

Bowling Green

Miami (OH)

Army

Ohio

Eastern Michigan

Akron

Kent State

West

Central Michigan

Ball State

Western Michigan

Middle Tennessee

Toledo

Northern Illinois

Army comes in to replace Buffalo as the token shitty New York team, while Middle Tennessee plays the southern oddball role filled earlier by Central Florida. Neither of these teams makes a whole lot of sense here, but somebody had to replace the departed Temple and Buffalo.

PAC 10

North

Oregon State

Oregon

Boise State

Washington State

Stanford

Washington

South

USC

Arizona State

UCLA

Arizona

California

Fresno State

I really like how this conference shakes out. Boise State can definitely hang with the Oregons and Washingtons, while Fresno State can always get hot again like they were a few years ago. Both schools seem to fit in both style and geography.

SUN BELT

East

Florida Atlantic

Troy

Florida International

Western Kentucky

West

Louisiana-Monroe

Louisiana Tech

Louisiana-Lafayette

Arkansas State

North Texas

Being at the bottom of the conference barrel, the Sun Belt is the only conference with fewer than 12 teams and unbalanced divisions. Perhaps some other D-II or whatever the hell it’s called now teams will step into the conference as Western Kentucky will in a year or so. Louisiana Tech returns from the West to see familiar faces in Monroe and Lafayette. All in all, who really cares?

MOUNTAIN WEST ATHLETIC CONFERENCE (MWAC)

Coastal

Hawaii

Nevada

UNLV

San Jose State

Utah State

New Mexico State

San Diego State

Mountain

BYU

Air Force

Utah

New Mexico

Idaho

Wyoming

Colorado State

The former Mountain West and WAC re-combine forces to form the largest conference in the country. While the re-shuffling deprives the conference of mid-major powers TCU, Boise State, and Fresno State, the payoff of the new conference championship game is worth it. You see, under the new rules…

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS GET AUTOMATIC PLAYOFF BIDS…

…while there will also be six at-large bids determined by BCS rank. See what I meant about the conference schedule still mattering? Getting into the conference championship is akin to getting into the first round of the playoffs, since most teams will have to win their conference to assure a spot among the sixteen team national playoff field. Let’s just go through what this year’s conference title games would look like and see how much each match-up would mean to each team (the number indicates BCS rank, while CAPS signals my projected [or the actual] winner).

ACC: 15 Clemson vs. 3 VIRGINIA TECH

Virginia Tech would probably still have a shot at an at-large berth following a loss, while Clemson would absolutely have to win.

BIG 12: 6 Missouri vs. 4 OKLAHOMA

We’ve already seen how this plays out, with both teams still securing playoff berths.

BIG EAST: 14 Boston College vs. 9 WEST VIRGINIA

Both teams would be playing for their playoff lives due to the relative weakness of the Big East.

BIG TEN: Michigan vs. 1 OHIO STATE

Michigan would obviously need to win while Ohio State would probably not fall out of the top 10 with a loss (despite their weak schedule).

CONFERENCE USA: CENTRAL FLORIDA vs. Tulsa

MAC: Bowling Green vs. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

SUN BELT: FLORIDA ATLANTIC vs. Louisiana-Monroe

Obviously all three of these games would be do-or-die.

PAC 10: Oregon State vs. 7 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

This game would be a must win for both teams since USC would have three losses after a defeat here.

SEC: 16 Tennessee vs. 2 LOUISIANA STATE

This could possibly be a must win for either team, as well, as LSU would suffer their third “L” with a loss.

MWAC: 10 HAWAII vs. 17 Brigham Young

Here’s yet another win-or-go-to-the-Hawaii-Bowl game, with Hawaii’s consideration for an at-large team resting entirely on their undefeated record. With a loss to BYU, you can kiss that cow goodbye.

After the 10 conference champions have been crowned, the BCS Rankings will then be used to determine…

SIX AT-LARGE TEAMS…

…who will be:

5 Georgia

6 Missouri

8 Kansas

11 Arizona State

12 Florida

And, for all the people who say debate is good for the game, I present your sixth and final at-large team…

13 Illinois

Following a national bye week (which would have been last weekend), these teams will then play a

FIRST ROUND

held at the higher seeds’ home stadium (with the exception that an at-large team cannot host a conference champion, as seen in this season’s Kansas-West Virginia match-up). The bracket will play out as follows (with the numbers being the seed and the CAPS signaling the projected winner):

16 Florida Atlantic @ 1 OHIO STATE

8 Kansas @ 9 WEST VIRGINIA

Ohio State should be prepared for a home laugher after already hosting Youngstown State, Akron, and Kent State earlier in the season. Kansas versus West Virginia has the makings of a shootout.

13 Illinois @ 4 OKLAHOMA

12 Arizona State @ 5 GEORGIA

Both Illinois and Arizona State have the weapons to cause some teams trouble; unfortunately, neither Oklahoma nor Georgia falls under that category.

11 FLORIDA @ 6 Missouri

14 Central Michigan @ 3 VIRGINIA TECH

Florida should win another shootout involving a Big 12 school versus Mizzou, while Va Tech rolls Central Michigan.

10 Hawaii @ 7 SOUTHERN CAL

15 Central Florida @ 2 LOUISIANA STATE

People expecting a shoot out between USC and Hawaii will be gravely disappointed, as will anyone expecting Central Florida to be in the game past half time.

The next week will kick off…

BOWL SEASON…

which will start off by building up to the playoff games with lesser bowls. Now a loud argument against a playoff system has been that it will render the bowl system meaningless. In order to test this theory, I will now present each bowl match-up with and without a playoff and you tell me how much more meaningless the bowls become (and, just for kicks, I’ve put my picks to win in CAPS and an * next to the actual bowl game and a + next to the game that I feel would be more exciting).

NON-PLAYOFF BOWLS

Poinsettia Bowl: UTAH vs. Navy

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

New Orleans Bowl: MEMPHIS vs. Florida Atlantic *

Memphis vs. TROY +

Papa Johns.com Bowl: Southern Miss vs. CINCINNATI

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

New Mexico Bowl: NEVADA vs. New Mexico*+

Ball State vs. NEW MEXICO

Las Vegas Bowl: UCLA vs. BRIGHAM YOUNG

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff (and BYU will win)

Hawaii Bowl: BOISE STATE vs. East Carolina*

FRESNO STATE vs. East Carolina

This game’s about a wash in excitement level between the actual and imaginary match ups.

Motor City Bowl: PURDUE vs. Central Michigan*+

PURDUE vs. Bowling Green

Holiday Bowl: Arizona State vs. TEXAS*+

Oregon State vs. TEXAS

Champs Sports Bowl: BOSTON COLLEGE vs. Michigan State

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Texas Bowl: TCU vs. Houston*+

TCU vs. Nevada

This match-up would change because TCU and Houston would now both be in the C-USA.

Emerald Bowl: Maryland vs. OREGON STATE*

Maryland vs. BOISE STATE+

Meineke Car Care Bowl: CONNECTICUT vs. Wake Forest

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Liberty Bowl: CENTRAL FLORIDA vs. Mississippi State*+

TULSA vs. Mississippi State

Alamo Bowl: PENN STATE vs. Texas A&M

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Independence Bowl: ALABAMA vs. Colorado

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Armed Forces Bowl: CALIFORNIA vs. Air Force

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Humanitarian Bowl: GEORGIA TECH vs. Fresno State*

GEORGIA TECH vs. Indiana+

Sun Bowl: SOUTH FLORIDA vs. Oregon

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Music City Bowl: KENTUCKY vs. Florida State

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Insight Bowl: Indiana vs. OKLAHOMA STATE*

WISCONSIN vs. Oklahoma State+

Chick-fil-A Bowl: AUBURN vs. Clemson

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

Outback Bowl: Wisconsin vs. TENNESSEE*

Michigan vs. TENNESSEE+

Gator Bowl: Texas Tech vs. VIRGINIA

This match-up remains the same even with a playoff

International Bowl: RUTGERS vs. Ball State*

RUTGERS vs. Northwestern+

GMAC Bowl: Bowling Green vs. TULSA*+

Ohio vs. IOWA

The meaningless bowl games remain just as meaningless, with 12 of the games going unchanged and five of the changed games producing more exciting match-ups. Also, three more slots would open for bowl-eligible teams that have gotten passed on this season (Ohio, Iowa, and Northwestern) which will make those university presidents and alumni associations happy. As for the remaining bowl games, they will be used for the…

PLAYOFF BOWLS

with the idea being that the 5 BCS Bowls (plus the national championship game) and two relatively major bowls will be used to host the remaining playoff games. For this exercise, I chose to add in the Capital One Bowl and the Cotton Bowl. Both usually host marquee match-ups, and are located in markets that could handle a major bowl (Orlando and Dallas). Where each match-up is held is up to the bowls on a rotating system. For the quarter finals, the BCS Bowl (or host city, since the actual bowl doesn’t decide the championship anymore) furthest from the last time it hosted the national title game would have first choice for its game. Therefore, Pasadena would select

Rose Bowl: 7 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA vs. 2 Louisiana State

USC is the natural choice for the Rose Bowl and the Trojans should handle LSU in what amounts to a home game.

The next choice would go to Tempe, who would select

Fiesta Bowl: 1 OHIO STATE vs. 9 West Virginia

Ohio State has a history of traveling well to Tempe, and the Buckeyes will step up and finally beat the spread offense that has vexed them in the Jim Tressel era.

Being the first year they have been involved in the national title picture, Dallas and Orlando would flip a coin, but it doesn’t really matter since the obvious sites are

Cotton Bowl: 4 OKLAHOMA vs. 5 Georgia

Georgia is the better team, but Mike Richt’s teams just have too long a history of choking.

Capital One Bowl: 11 FLORIDA vs. 3 Virginia Tech

LSU already showed what the speed of the SEC can do to the Hokies, and—like Georgia—Va Tech has a history of choking.

The remaining BCS Bowls would make up the semi-finals, with the city not hosting the national title game getting first choice. Therefore, Miami would select

Orange Bowl: 11 Florida vs. 7 SOUTHERN CALIFONIA

USC has the speed on defense to slow down the Gators, while also possessing enough firepower on offense to overpower the Florida defense.

New Orleans would then be left with

Sugar Bowl: 1 OHIO STATE vs. 4 Oklahoma

The Sooners would be heavily favored in this game, which means that they would most likely lose, as Bob Stoops has failed on three previous occasions (’04 Sugar Bowl, ’05 Orange Bowl, and ’07 Fiesta Bowl) to win when favored. Jim Tressel, meanwhile, has proven he can be quite effective as the underdog (’03 Fiesta Bowl), which he would be again in the

National Championship Game: 1 OHIO STATE vs. 7 Southern California

USC is fast, but not Florida-fast, and the Trojans run a conventional offense, which the Buckeyes have proven they can stop. Beanie Wells would grind out a tough game on the ground to give Ohio State the edge in a relatively low-scoring affair. A rivalry would continue from the Woody Hayes days that would continue over the next two seasons (USC and Ohio State start a home-and-home series next year) and, more importantly, Ohio State (or whoever your favorite team is that you would pick to win if you wrote this) would prove without a doubt that they are the best team in the country, which, come January 8, 2008, we will unfortunately still not know.