I was alerted of this news mere moments ago by Diminishing Skills buddy and sometime-contributor MattyWill. His reaction is the same as I'm sure yours is right now: what? Cribbs had a career-low in just about everything, averaging 20.4 yards per kick return and failing to reach the end zone on special teams for the first time in his career. Since I'm working on a couple of big projects that are taking a little longer than anticipated, here is a lift of more deserving successful Cleveland pro athletes from 2010 to hold you over until I get that ish didz.
1. Um....
2. Didn't Hafner, oh, nope...
3. Carlos Santan--shit, that's right, his knee...
4. Christian Enyega? No, too foreign...
5. Joe Thomas? No, too Wisconsin...
6. Does (do?) the Force still exist? How about the Crunch?
7. Rick Vaughn? Roger Dorn? Jake Taylor?
8. WWE World Champion the Miz? He doesn't play here, but he is from Parma. Wait a minute! Home-grown boy, finding success elsewhere, I've got it!
8.You're 2010 Greater Cleveland Sports Professional Athlete of The Year is...
LEBRON JAMES!!!
Congratulations, douche bag.
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