Roddy Piper in...Pro Wrestling Insanity!

I just heard Roddy Piper has lymphoma over at Waste of Technology, which is a bummer. As a tribute or whatever, here's some fucking insane clips of the Rowdy one. Enjoy.

Piper in Alcatraz


Piper in Black Face (are you fucking serious?!)


Piper hits Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka with a coconut (and says some racist shit)


Piper smashes a beer bottle over his head for no good reason


Piper making homophobic statements


Piper insults Asians


Piper in the most insane fight scene in a movie ever (They Live)

"Macho Man" Randy Savage & Hulk Hogan in...Pro Wrestling Insanity!

For the first post of the RETOOLING, I've decided to go away from the sporting world by featuring a clip from a fake sport. Seriously, there is too much of this steroid-(and probably coke)fueled madness on YouTube to ignore. This first clip features the forming of the Mega Powers, a tag team that changed the world. (You probably don't remember the ramifications of this union of madness and mania because the history books we are taught out of were all published under the influence of the vile Heenan family conglomerate. If you know what I'm talking about, I'm sorry that both of our lives have led us to, in my case, make, and, in your case, understand, that terrible, terrible joke.)